Today i have a new flatmate moving in with me. Alas, no more walking around in nothing but a t-shirt and knickers..
In preparation for her arrival I've been running around like a mad woman bleaching, scrubbing, hoovering, (which makes me sound like a complete pig but actually, i tend to keep a tidy house) and cake making.
After about an hours worth of bleach fumes i decide to give up and have a cuppa tea and a slice of toast while waiting for the most delicious coffee cake in the world to cool.
Unfortunately it takes a lot for me to concentrate on doing one thing before another and before i know it, I'm distracted by the tea stained white cups my mother oh so kindly bought me. What if she wants a cup of tea while she unpacks? Oh no, what if someone is coming to help her? oh I'll scrub another couple just in case..
When I'm finished i turn around and the Toast is on fire. Before i can do anything about it the fire alarm starts wailing, waking everyone else in the residence up. The fire brigade turn up (the only perk of this mornings events) with a very angry residence manager who has had to drive 20 minutes across city to switch the alarms off.
Happy Sunday!
.........bugger this. I'm off to the pub.
Ani x
Fashion Industry
9 years ago
Very funny!
ReplyDeleteOh, my.
ReplyDeleteWell... you might as well walk around in your underwear now...
Michael.
Do you hate it too?
"If you're going through Hell, keep going."
P.S. The fire brigade was sexy?