Having a random clear out of old bits of paper and I've found a scrap describing the only man i will ever fall in love with. This was composed 6 months ago with a friend, and fueled by 3 huge bottles of lambrini.... yes, i know. Bad times
His name will be Joaquin.
He will have one green eye and one blue.
He will have a pet husky, with one green eye and one blue who looks like him, if he were to become a dog.
He will Sing and play Guitar just like Johnny Cash, and i will be his June Carter, and we will tour the UK together. No World together. No wait... Wait... UNIVERSE together.
Will grow just the right amount of hair, including facial and pubic.
His parents will be Giants so big that they can both hold my hands and swing me in between them like my parents used to do when i was 5.
He will be a better chef than Gordon Ramsay.
Be able to make scented candles and grow roses in the space of 5 minutes and 32 seconds.
I think i might have set my standards way above the line, never mind walking the line, or walking near the line for that matter.
Just thought I'd share it with you all. It still amuses me to this day
Well I have hazel coloured eyes so it ain't me, babe...no, no, no.
ReplyDeleteThis is another brilliant post. You are in danger of becoming one of my favourite bloggers if all you posts keep to this standard. Love it
Fish
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I want to have dinner in Gordon Ramsay's restaurants...
ReplyDeleteMichael.
Do you hate it too?
"If you're going through Hell, keep going."
Will grow just the right amount of hair, including facial and pubic. This made me splutter ha ha genuis. Another cool post - by the way am still so impressed that you made it into work on time!
ReplyDeleteKate xx
http://secretofficeconfessions.blogspot.com/
Fish - as long as you can do the rest thats fine with me Babe ;-)
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad you are all enjoying my blog. I started this off because i was bored on a sunday and didnt really think anyone would read.
I'll try to keep you all as entertained as possible :) *Fingers crossed to make it Into Favorites of Fish*
Ani x
Well, my name begins with J, I have a pet cat, play guitar (can't sing though), am ace in the kitchen and grow my own sunflowers. Sadly though, I have a massive pubic bush...would you forgive that? Well would you? Ah, if only you didn't live in Norwich :-)
ReplyDeleteIt's alright, im sure i could forgive that. you meet the majority of the search criteria :P
ReplyDeleteI know, its ages away. The only thing linking us is the long and annoying Train service to Lime street.
*Sigh*
Would make a wonderful Disney flick though i'm sure!
Ani x
Gosh, I am starting to blush...
ReplyDelete...are you on Facebook? I can't do this in public anymore ;-)
I am indeed on facebook. I challenge you to prove your stalking skills track me down ;)
ReplyDeleteAni
I tried, I really did...but you seem to be unstalkable. Maybe your next post should be 'Seven Rules (tips) for Stalkers' :-( x
ReplyDeleteI feel like I'm looking in on a private flirting session ;-) I hope y'all are enjoying your talks!! I look forward to updates on what happens after the train to lime street...if it ever happens!!
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