Being the super cool party animal that I am, last night I decided to pull pretty much an all nighter. We smoked, we drank, we danced until the early hours, I survived an early shift at work on a mere 2 hours sleep.
I also decided to try out wearing false eyelashes. Yes really. Surprisingly didn’t look like a drag queen and even in my hammered state they stayed glued to my eyes instead of crawling further and further down my face to eventually end the night as a Mustachio. But HOW girls wear these things every day is beyond me. It felt like having someone else’s eyes on for the night.
Readers will also be pleased to know that I managed to waggle myself a date out of it as well. A bit of an experiment on my part however.
I find it difficult to get on with let alone go out with any Man under the age of 25. I most definitely prefer the more mature gentleman, and have a thing about middle-aged silver foxes (hence my unexplainable crush on my older, married boss… ahem.) although I can assure you I do have my limitations.
Dan is the same age as me at 22, which means this could go one of 2 ways… Horrible disaster resulting in probably comical blog OR [censored due to adult themes]
Watch this space!
Me x
Good luck girl, though it'd be a shame if things worked out for you at this early stage in your blogging career :-)
ReplyDeleteWhy is this blog PG-13?
ReplyDeleteGood on your for surviving your work shift on such little sleep. I give you a thumbs-up.
Michael.
Do you hate it too?
"If you're going through Hell, keep going."
haha. i really can't bring myself to stick those false things on my eye.
ReplyDeleteand i'm guessing either way is going to make a good read. do not censor ;)
haha i wont skip on the nasty boys and girls dont you worry.
ReplyDeleteFish, your right and it would be horribly dissapointing if it did have an early death :(
Ani x
censorship is bad, tell us everything. and if this new guy works out, just have him colour his hair grey :)
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